Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.
YAY THEY ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THEM.
snow white is so perfect WOW
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row